WELL HELLO THERE

ABOUT US

CLOCKEM ROCKEM is a men's fashion brand, formed in 2022.
Established in Nottingham, United Kingdom.

Fuelled by a heady combination of...

corporate drudgery;

stifled creativity;

an habitual admiration of men who have the balls to parade in next to nothing;

the spark of an idea;

and a wave of misplaced confidence.

We decided to have a crack at creating and making the kinds of clothing that we love,
admire and want to wear.

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We have always had an interest in swimwear. From a personal compulsion perspective, but also sourcing, buying and selling ranges of swimwear, swim fashion, beach wear and water polo wear from ranges by Speedo, AussieBum, Box Menswear, and Aronik (to name a few), through other outlets.

We could never shake the idea that we could develop and produce our own product. Utilise all the pros and remove the cons of the swimwear that had passed through our hands. So we did it, and here we are.

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Our first range featuring premium men's swimwear, while small, is a perfectly formed range of bikini swimwear that is available now.

A high standard of physique was at the forefront of our inspiration. We have designed for peacocks, the body proud, and those sculpted from granite, while not forgetting those with fluffier edges, who don't give a damn what others think of them. All are welcome.

Our range of beachwear are cut, shaped and developed specially to showcase and stylise the male body shape. Our range is tight, shiny and offers something different for you to frolic in.

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We will be expanding out shop to create men's underwear, jocks, thongs, sportswear, wrestle suits, athleisure, casual wear, fetish wear and anything else we can wrap our enthusiasm around.

As you can understand, as a start-up, we are taking this slow.

Please be aware that we are very chatty and are keen to please, so do contact us if you have any questions and provide us honest feedback and suggestions for where you might like us to pivot next.

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We have made a conscious effort to use prime local beef for our modelling.

If you fancy the opportunity to showcase your 'blue steel' and you want to join our male models, please contact us through our models page.

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When you shop with us, you shop in confidence that you will receive excellent quality and customer care. Our team are ready to help you with any questions you may have. We strongly believe our job is not finished whenever a new order is placed, but when our product finally makes it to your hands, and once you touch it, feel it and wear it, you  love it, in the same way we did when we created it.

Come with us, we would really appreciate your company and support.

 We hope you love our work and would really like to read what you think of what we are doing.

Once you CLOCKEM,
we know you'll ROCKEM.

SHAUN AND PAUL